I was gonna write a rant on how the way my shifts work is to blame for my tip of a home, but EXCUSES ARE LAME! I employed the time honoured 20/10s way of cleaning and here is some photographic proof that UFYH needs to be paid more. Or paid.

So here’s my room before the great untrucking (swears aren’t my thing). Excuse the crappy phone photos.

The bed is bare because I’d taken off the sheets to change them. I decided to tackle the floordrobe first, though.

Taking regular breaks to yell at my husband about how we should use this newfangled device I found called a ‘wardrobe’ (in the corner of our room, who knew there was a place for clothes to go?), I managed to turn our chaos into this.

Not the best photos, but note the made bed, the no-clothes-where-they-shouldn’t-be, and how cute my cat is. Don’t note the messy bookshelves. They’re next on my list to untruck.

Thanks, Team UfYH. I kid a lot, but I’m seriously lazy and seeing your messages on my dash reminds me to get off my butt and not live in a filthhole. 

who invented poetry? give me their name. i need to go back in time and slap them upside the head.

on a positive note, i had a dream last night that ryan gosling was in fact in new zealand and he needed a place to hide, so he moved into a flash house i owned and we became best friends.

                                      


i will fix all of your problems, baby goose. once i finish this poetry analysis.  

eachageisadream:

Kills me. Beautifully done

every once in awhile this show just kicks you right in the gut.

dresslikeglee:

Dress like New Directions: hull lotta fun dress $107.99 from Modcloth

submitted by enchantedsongbird - thank you! amazing! 

oooooooh. i love it so so so much. weeeeeeeh. 

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i felt like this today, but i would’ve felt better if i looked like this while feeling that way. kaya scodelario is beautiful.

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i love my job heaps, but man. today. today can die in a fire, and really, it wasn’t even that bad…but for some reason this one kid is really getting to me. not entirely sure how to handle this.

there is too much mass effect 3 in this house right now.

HOW DID I MISS SCHMIDT

EXCUSE ME

GOING BACK TO WATCH THIS FLAWLESS MEETING OF FLAWLESS MEN 

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legit cannot wait.

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Alison Brie is so earnest here it kills me.

MARCH 15 Y’ALL 

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